That boy was so fucking annoying that I left the house furious and went to the street. I do, however, enjoy anal if I do it to myself with a finger or dildo. I finished up just fine, until I realized my butt had swallowed the small vibrator. It was unreachable. Had to give myself an oily enema to get it out and it was vibrating the whole 20 minutes it was stuck in there. I tried flicking the bean with the handle of a knife.
When it rains, it pours -- resignations, that is. Money is the reason. Paulsgrove says that Arlington was able to offer him a more competitive salary. An interim chief has yet to be selected, and the search for a permanent replacement will likely drag on into the fall. Tune in Thursday for more of the Eric Mitchell Swan Song at city council, whose agenda this week is chock full of Mitchell initiatives.
The seemingly endless list of women accusing Bill Cosby of sexual assault grew by three on Wednesday. A former IMG model, an ex-waitress and a woman who aspired to model for Playboy magazine appeared at a news conference with attorney Gloria Allred in Los Angeles. Pamela Abeyta, Sharon Van Ert and Lisa Christie detailed at length how they were allegedly victimized by the embattled comedian.
There are two things that every woman who rides a bike in Austin knows. The first? Things get hot. The second? Things get sore.