Twenty feet away from me, Britney Spears is pantless. Her sculpted hair makes her look like Marilyn Monroe on a date with DiMaggio, assuming they're going to Manhattan's finest pantless restaurant. She's wearing a sweater that probably costs more than my parents' house, and her white heels add five inches to her five-foot-four pantless frame. Oh, and did I mention she's pantless? She's not wearing any pants. This is a hard detail to ignore because the men who have seen a pantless Britney belong to a highly select fraternity: It's Justin Timberlake, her gynecologist, the photographer who's doing this particular photo shoot, and maybe the frontman for a third-rate rap-metal band from Jacksonville, Florida.
Fill out the form below, or call us at Britney Spears got cheeky in a skimpy blue thong bikini and RadarOnline. The Princess of Pop flashed her booty in the tiny bottoms on vacation in Miami. Spears, a mama of two, flashed her rock hard abs as she enjoyed her tropical vacation as her legal battle over child support with K-Fed raged on.
Picking clothes out can be hard. But keeping them on—and making sure they cover all that they should? That 's an even bigger battle. And celebs, as we often see, aren't immune to wardrobe malfunctions.
All rights reserved. Another day, another wardrobe malfunction for Britney Spears. The former ' X Factor ' judge was watching her sons play soccer on Sunday in Los Angeles, when her very short sundress was blown up by a gust of wind. And because the singer wasn't wearing full underwear, her bare butt was exposed for all to see even as she tried unsuccessfully to cover up.